~~Roller Skating~~

Today I took my kids roller skating and what does my son tell me??? Or should I say, the few things said to me... Hmmmm, where do I start? First he was making comments about how fast he can skate. He then had to show me what he could do when he skated next to me, these are things he can do when he skates slow. Also, showed off how he could skate backwards, and at the end, he was telling me how to skate. Maybe he should be giving lessons. I'm thinking I'll be the first in line. But, to let you know, I did not fall down once!!! [and we were there for 2 hours]--pretty good I thought... There was no way to get mad at this child, he was so cute, and tring to be helpful. ---I think............